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Homecoming Game
"Beat Fear Tech!"
Saturday at 7pm

Homecoming culminates on Saturday evening when we play our annual football game against our rivals at Fear Tech. As in years past we expect to not just crush the competition but to utterly pulverize it, melt it down and then convert it into a liquid we can use to grease the hinges of the doors in our student scaring facilities.*

*A metaphor. Please, no literal pulverizing of Fear Tech students (or anyone for that matter), unless they are viscous-type monsters.